Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Monday, August 14, 2006
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
That Lileks, he’s so funny:
“Pretend to die just as you’re telling them the secret Swiss bank account numbers.”
“Pretend to die just as you’re telling them the secret Swiss bank account numbers.”
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
I would like to thank the Communications Workers Union for their good wishes for my speedy recovery. It is good to see that some remember the billions of dollars spent to develop a world wide socialist fifth column.
I would like to address those who believe that Hugo Chavez is my heir apparent. This is totally false.
First, I am in stable condition and require no heir.
Second, Hugo is a schoolboy compared to me –he came to power as a result of an election, HA. Anyone who requires an election to come to power does not have the will require to bring about the socialist wonderland that I have created in Cuba. Yes, some might say “but he has stolen elections and fired on peaceful demonstrators” that does not remove the original sin of democracy from the Chavez presidency.
First, I am in stable condition and require no heir.
Second, Hugo is a schoolboy compared to me –he came to power as a result of an election, HA. Anyone who requires an election to come to power does not have the will require to bring about the socialist wonderland that I have created in Cuba. Yes, some might say “but he has stolen elections and fired on peaceful demonstrators” that does not remove the original sin of democracy from the Chavez presidency.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Damn, I'm still bleeding. Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar.
I'm never doing the Lambata with Janet Reno again.
I'm never doing the Lambata with Janet Reno again.
After my long life and delivering a Socialist Revolution to my people I still worry that I might die without my jack-boots on.
My doctor don't seem to understand my pain.
He said "I don't understand, in theory the opperation should have been a success."
He said "I don't understand, in theory the opperation should have been a success."
Comming to you from the hospital where I still have blood in my stool. My doctors say that this is typical after having what they refer to as an internationalmediaectomy.
I did not mind so much when they were kissing my @$$ but when the NY Times and Daily Mail took up residence that is when they must be removed.
The nurse keeps refering to the contents of my depends as a "Red Ken." I'm not sure what this means.
I did not mind so much when they were kissing my @$$ but when the NY Times and Daily Mail took up residence that is when they must be removed.
The nurse keeps refering to the contents of my depends as a "Red Ken." I'm not sure what this means.